How to spend your free time...

I'm kinda hungry and I feel I should be doing something with my free time, but what, apply for a job, go outside and play with my new blocks for the flower garden. Oh my gosh this friekn' heat. I think after you turn 35 you become a big walking talking male vagina? I feel like a pussy anymore for not being able to deal with the incrementing weather, or so on and so forth...

I often wonder how my cousin Joe deals with the heat and doing concrete work, cause he has to wear jeans, and construction gear, you are truly a bad ass Joe.

I guess my point to this blog, which still as of yet is only vaguely clear, do you ever stop living the dream, or do you just quit dreaming. I always wanted to be this famous author, or at least make a living at becoming an author, however it seems that I get so damn caught up in the rigamarole's of life that shit man I can't keep it all straight.!!!

I've got the Real Estate lady waking me up this morning because she wants to take more pic's for the Internet. If she only knew how much it takes to get this house into showroom condition with two kids, bnabblaluaghblalaughhghlbalaugh, I'm sorry my memory went south momentarily, its a defense mechanism.... I don't have the patience..... When was Britt's last period???

Oh, yeah and the boys are needing my assistance about every five minutes!!!

So, I figured, I would try to continue my pursuance of some sort of dream job, being a writer, so I figured I should, write at least something....

Distractions-Fritteractions, our dog Tyson walks with a gimp is quite pathetic, the boys just called so I am extremely distracted right now, thankfully they went down the street to the neighbors house to play. I also think they want to get away from me too, simply because I am a Tyrant (with a capital T), my voice carries over great distances....

But what to write about? That simply is the question right now? I have been thinking about doing a piece on the IHOP church, but I can't decide if I should do an op\ed, or some sort of newsy story...?

Maybe I could infiltrate and pretend I am interested in attending and becoming one of them, as long as I can take pictures of everything, shoot I could even take the boys, hmnnn this almost sounds like a ridiculously great idea....? How to become an IHOP'ian By Clayton Sedler..

Stay tuned for more useful and insightful information, about when your dreams go south...

The St. Louis Vacation Spot

Finally, Finally, finally, oh yeah and I finally went and spent some time in St. Louis. Yeah, I know I'm thirty five and I finally took myself to the other side of the state.

Two nights and two days in the heart of baseball town. Unlike

Kansas City's fair weather fan base, St. Louis was a Sea of Red, not just inside the stadium, but all over the city streets the color red bobbed and weaved throughout even the tiniest nook. But, before the game on Saturday the St. Louis experience kicked off with a trip to D.B.'s or B.D.'s I'm not sure which, simply because our evening drinking started at the hotel room off the Boulevard. Pretty much everything was within walking distance from the hotel, and walking is a great way for me stay drunkenly sober...?

DB's was an interesting place to eat dinner at to say the least. The food was great for a little hole in the wall. And I always recommend staying away from franchise food anyway, you can get that at home. I ordered the tuna fish sandwich, and I also split my meal with the G Man. How sweet was that of you my honey bear. Mi compadre split a jalapeno burger with me as well. Tasty-deep fried jalapenos on pan-fried meat is simply mind-blowing. Oh, and the fish was good too.

The main attraction about DB's is the servers all wear scantily clad outfits, opposite of the family friendly Hooters establishments, these women adorned dominatrix outfits, and if tipped properly would paddle your bottom with a big stick. That's right a big Paddle stick with your pants around your ankles. The only thing protecting you from the splinters is the thin layer of cotton boxer briefs. Good times all the way around to say the least...

We went to another place after eating, however my memory escapes me of the name - ha ha...

It was a hoppin' spot with about fifty or sixty kinds of beer on tap, and plenty of good-looking women to gawk at.

Saturday mid-morning, a trip to the Budweiser Brewery was on the agenda. Barrels of Beer of Fun. And it's free too, I need to work for Budweiser if they can afford to do tours of the home plant for free, plus give you two free draft beers at the end-wickedly cool. I can't say enough about good-times that are free...

From there it was more delicious beer and St. Louis style Pizza, I ate an entire 14" pizza all to myself, oh yeah and more beer... With an overly filled belly we walked to Paddio's, which was an open bar, across from Busch Stadium. Lots of dirty women to look at, and free shots of whisky that flowed like oil from the Gulf of Mexico into the sea water.

The game started at 6:15, the seats were great, and a switch to Captain and Coke was apparent. Busch stadium had many benefits over Kaufman. To name the most unique, Busch stadium had its own batting cages, very surprising. Our seats of the first base-line allowed me to get a thumb on a foul ball. I was stupefied. The game was a nail-biter, however the Cardinal's pulled off a 7-6 victory over the DiamondBack's in the top of the ninth. The weather was perfect...

We closed the city down at Paddio's following the game with bucket fulls of Rum, dancing, and Craig (Future Brother-In-Law) exclaiming how he had won the Smallest Penis in the Midwest Award...

Fiddle Fad Farting around...

I haven't left the Metropolitan area in several years. A vacation is sorely overdue. I feel guilty leaving my family to go on a small road trip with my sister's boyfriend. It will definitely be an experience, maybe similiar to the movie "Hangover," or "Due Date," either way I'm getting the heck out of Kansas City for the weekend with a group of people I really don't know, so I have to say I'm a little apprehensive, however I know I will have fun.

This whole blogging thing really started sometime yesterday afternoon. I know I've had this blog for quite awhile, yet I really haven't done anything with it thus far. I came across Steve Pavlina.com and started reading his advice and blogs, and to say the least I was enraptured with his words of wisdom. And I thought, "I can do this, I can really do what he has done!" I am a writer, plus I have known two different people personally who have built there lifestyle and income around blogging and different styles of e-commerce to create an entirely knew way of living. Freedom is afoot, I just have to take advantage of these opportunities that are within my grasp. I have found knew inspiration in life through the world around me and especially the World Wide Web!!!

I am going to make this happen! I am the one percent that Steve Pavlina refers to. So please stay tuned as we take a journey togethor to elevate humanity as well as yourself and myself. I have treasure troves of wisdom and creativity to give to the world. I figure if Chris Owen of Chriscruises.net can do it, then I definitely know I can do this to...

Love, Life, and true Freedom is waiting for all of us!!!